Songs of praise.

DC Larson at American Thinker notes that the creator of the Gillette ad takes a different approach when marketing products to women.  Instead of telling them how awful they are (but she hopes they will do better), she urges them to worship themselves:

She’d previously made the bizarre “Viva La Vulva” spot for Swedish feminine hygiene company Libresse.  In that surreal ad, objects that included a conch shell, sliced orange, papaya, and coin purse stood in as ersatz female intimate parts.  For the ad’s nearly three-minute duration, these items were manipulated as unnatural “singers” of Camille Yarbrough’s “Take Yo Praise.”

If you are in a position to watch a commercial featuring singing vaginas it is worth clicking through for comedic value, especially at 1:17 when the overweight woman looks into her underwear and confirms that she still has a vagina which gives her the self esteem every woman must have.

Note also the difference between this ad and the Egard Watches ad which praises virtues of manhood, not the virtue of having a penis.

See Also: Hail to the V.

H/T Nick Mgtow

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23 Responses to Songs of praise.

  1. Name (required) says:

    Dalrock, do you have a tag that encompasses you attacks on chivalry? Borepatch has a big screed up pushing chivalry, and I wanted to point him at your view of it. Obviously he’s focusing on different aspects of it than you have.

  2. Anonymous Reader says:

    @Name(required)

    Everyone has a blind spot, and Borepatch is unfortunately dark blue pill. It is worth a try, but frankly men in his age group don’t give up long held belief systems easily. Often it takes ugly trauma, such as frivorce.

    You could try clicking on the “Romantic Love” link up in the banner at the top of the page and see what is linked there.

  3. Anonymous Reader says:

    I hope that no one who reads here regularly is surprised or shocked to learn that women are solipsistic & narcissistic, and naturally encourage other women to be more narcissistic / solipsistic. It’s not exactly a secret, although we are all trained not to notice.

  4. Hugh Mann says:

    no comment on the Catholic diocese of Covington and their slander of innocent kids?

    https://www.covdio.org/

    A MESSAGE FROM THE DIOCESE OF COVINGTON AND COVINGTON CATHOLIC HIGH SCHOOL
    We condemn the actions of the Covington Catholic High School students towards Nathan Phillips specifically, and Native Americans in general, Jan. 18, after the March for Life, in Washington, D.C. We extend our deepest apologies to Mr. Phillips. This behavior is opposed to the Church’s teachings on the dignity and respect of the human person.
    The matter is being investigated and we will take appropriate action, up to and including expulsion.
    We know this incident also has tainted the entire witness of the March for Life and express our most sincere apologies to all those who attended the March and all those who support the pro-life movement.

    The Diocese of Covington and Covington Catholic High School

  5. Oscar says:

    Note also the difference between this ad and the Egard Watches ad which praises virtues of manhood, not the virtue of having a penis. ~ Dalrock

    If they praised the virtues of womanhood, they’d have to praise things like motherhood, nurturing, and domesticity, and we can’t have that now, can we?

  6. patriarchal landmine says:

    it really does come down to a simple case of penis envy. women are insanely insecure that they are not and never will be men, so they have to reassure themselves that being a woman is not a disability (at the moment) and that being a man is the worst thing ever.

  7. Anon says:

    Once again :

    ‘Feminism’, far from helping women, has instead exposed the full extent of female inferiority (moral, intellectual, civic, economic, parental, spousal, spiritual) far more visibly than was ever possible before ‘feminism’.

    Traditional customs benefited women the most, since it kept them out of situations where their true abilities (or lack thereof) would be exposed.

    Related :

    Alexandria O-C notorious for ignoring facts in place of emotions, and is embodying the most unflattering stereotypes about female intellect :

    https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/319219/

  8. Anon says:

    It is noteworthy that the NRO cuckservatives were quick to bash the Catholic kids, only to backpedal later. That proves that they are leftists at heart (for those who didn’t know that already).

  9. @patriarchal landmine
    Agreed. They have to convince others and themselves that they are strong and independent, and not at all vulnerable, though they clearly are.
    And they have to somehow overcome immense feelings of inadequacy – in school, in the workplace, in dating and sexual relationships and even in marriage. What better way than retributive and supermacist views and attitudes.

    This is the source of deep resentment, anger and bitterness.
    Instead of accepting and embracing their own feminine nature, and accepting the masculine sexuality of men (dominance, aggressiveness, competitiveness), they rebel.
    It’s all futile and grandiose window-dressing.
    But they rebel anyway.

  10. feeriker says:

    … the overweight woman looks into her underwear and confirms that she still has a vagina …

    Which might as well be a geological sink hole for all the use she’ll put it to.

  11. That commercial is truly a thing of perverse beauty.

  12. Journey To Apathea says:

    “Related : Alexandria O-C notorious for ignoring facts in place of emotions, and is embodying the most unflattering stereotypes about female intellect :”

    Far from being a stereotype, AOC is Exhibit A on why women shouldn’t be in politics or have the vote.

    If you read any sort of anti-suffragist literature, you realize that not only they were prophetic, but they couldn’t even imagine how horrible society would turn out.

  13. Opus says:

    I don’t think that Roman Catholic Diocese and High School are taking the matter with sufficient seriousness. I read between the lines: if they really thought their students were so bad surely the correct punishment would be ex-communication; and to think in my youth expulsion was reserved for Homosexuals, which I always understood to be against the teaching of the said church. Bashing people unlike oneself was taken for granted indeed expected (preferably with a cricket bat).

  14. Oscar says:

    @ Opus

    … and to think in my youth expulsion was reserved for Homosexuals…

    Unless they were priests.

  15. American says:

    At least they aren’t being deceitful in trying to hide it anymore. It’s finally out in the open. The vast majority of females in Western Civilization now worship their own and each other’s vaginas instead of the living God.

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  17. Spike says:

    One of the defining features of feminism is its’ insistence that men’s sex drive is a massive source of harm for women. The proof of this is rape, pornography, rape, violence, rape, bullying, rape, stoicism and rape.
    Men, feminists tell us, are obsessed about ”feminity” and that means a woman’s vagina.

    Okay, so over to our brave defenders of women: the Women’s March. Is there positive, cultured imagery coming out of the March?

    No. We are entreated to endless pink ”pussy” hats, red vaginas made of foam material women proudly march in, obscene messages on posters, soliloquys about ”nasty women”, and provocative clothing in ”slutwalks”.

    Just who, exactly, has a preoccupation with sex?

  18. Sharkly says:

    Just who, exactly, has a preoccupation with sex?

    I believe Boxer used to opine that Freud taught that much of the mental dysfunction in women stemmed from unresolved Penis Envy.

  19. American says:

    I laughed when I saw attendance fall from around a million to a mere ten thousand. Then some ugly black female started screeching from the podium at the ninety-nine percent white audience that all of the world’s problems were a result of “white supremacy” and, of course, they hooted and clapped their assent. After their celebration of self-hate finally finished, the leftards decided to march on the White House to protest Trump’s speech. Since there wouldn’t have been time to plan this before the event, it was obviously a spur of the emotional feral rabble sort of thing.

    It’s a good thing for them that I’m not a monarch for I would have rounded them up and deported them over the rather large wall which would already be built along with the illegal aliens to help them diversify the world as they always preach, only with themselves finally lest they remain hypocrites for the remainder of their lives. Mass expulsions of undesirables can solve all sorts of problems.

  20. American says:

    She had “multiple abortions” and doesn’t “give a f***” about it either because it’s “her body until they cut the umbilical cord m***********.”

    Can evangelical pastors shame a nice Christian beta male into putting a ring on this one?

    https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2019/01/21/womens-march-teen-boasts-about-her-multiple-abortions-i-dont-give-a-fk/

  21. Robert What? says:

    I’m beginning to see why going Trans (male to female) is attractive to many disturbed men: in our culture women are worshipped and masculine men are scorned. I could see some borderline guy wanting to get a piece o dat.

  22. feeriker says:

    The vast majority of females in Western Civilization now worship their own and each other’s vaginas instead of the living God.

    I DARE a church to mock this by announcing a Bible study or a Sunday sermon on “the Bible and the Vagina.”

    C’mon, churchians … show us what you’re really made of!

  23. Nick Mgtow says:

    feeriker on January 22, 2019 at 3:53 pm
    The vast majority of females in Western Civilization now worship their own and each other’s vaginas instead of the living God.

    I DARE a church to mock this by announcing a Bible study or a Sunday sermon on “the Bible and the Vagina.”

    C’mon, churchians … show us what you’re really made of!

    Feeriker: Churches already adore women. Not literally, maybe, but in the acts, yes. Mothers , wives, even bastard makers are praised in the church for their bravery. It’s husbands, and fathers, and masculinity that’s evil and toxic.

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